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[Premium Override]

OG satku vilahtaa videolla alussa. Naiset, puhelin ja auto! Välttäkää yhdistelmää!

[Johtaja_Turhapuro]

Ikkuna auki kävelyvauhdilla ajaessa kuulin, kun n. 10-v poika huudahti kaverilleen, että "Kato hei toi Saappi on aika hieno!"

Voisin lyödä heti vaikkapa sata euroa vetoa siitä, että kyseinen nuorimies on tuleva klubilainen

[Uitukki]

sitten ovista DRÄ-TRÄNG-ääniä

Siis mitä meinaa DRÄ-TRÄNG-äänet?

[Rattivaihde]

Ne on ääniä mitä lähtee neli/viisiovisen ysiysin/satkun ovista. DRÄ aukaistaessa ja TRÄNG lyötäessä kiinni.

[vmt]

^ Ja se ovien kassakaappimainen tuntuma on muuten toinen asia mitä on jäänyt kaipaamaan.

[Himo_kaappoo]

Vähä oli semmonen olo ku stefa olis kaatanu nitroo tankkiin niille kummelin ralli kuskeille, kun tänään ekaa kertaa etanöölia tankkasin..

[Juhaska]

Tääläkin tuntui, että olisi tarvinnut nitroa tankkiin.

+400hv auto vaihtui 82hv suzuki jimnyyn, josta tuli talouden kakkos- kiesi ja nyt sitten mietitään sitä talouden ykkös- autoa pitkä ja pimeä talvi tässä kaikessa rauhassa.

Keväällä on sitten sen vuoro ja kyllä pellin alta se V8 täytyy löytyä taas.

[anv]

Myynti-ilmoitus kohillaan
http://www.nettiauto.com/jaguar/s-type/6669522

Ja vanha eurosportilla pyörinyt mainos. Meinas mennä kahvit väärään kurkkuun kun poijaan kanssa katottiin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNtwiEF5pOU

[Rattivaihde]

http://www.nettiauto.com/toyota/carina-ii/6556059
http://www.nettiauto.com/toyota/carina-ii/6694165
Toyota pitää hintansa.
http://www.nettiauto.com/toyota/carina-ii/6650230
Ei jesus, täällähän riittää helmiä

[vmt]

^ Mitä herranjumala oikeesti. :-----D

Nyt on kyllä huumorimiehiä asialla.

[AZP]

No ei kai kukaan odotakaan, että juuri sisäänajetun Carinan saa halvemmalla tai samalla hinnalla kuin jonkun loppuun ajetun satkun?

[Fakiiri]

Dr. Ozturk Muhsinilla on kauhia polte päästä purjehtimaan

Kyseli tietoja veneestä ja vastasin että tuon niminen mies kun tuo salkullisen rahaa joka käydään paikallisessa pankissa aidoksi todistamassa, niin saa tehdä veneelle mitä haluaa


Hello,

Thanks for your mail, I contacted you primarily in confidence hoping that you can be a trustworthy person and would also be helpful in a matter like this. l will definitely buy your Boat because i want to invest my money in Finland. My name is Dr Ozturk Muhsin, I am a secret military medical Doctor in Syria working with the British charity on one year humanitarian program in secret hospital in Syria lead by Late Dr Isa Abdur Rahman. I contacted you because Syria is not safe anymore for doctors. Our Location are all secret after the army bombarded some hospitals,including the AL-Shrea hospital where i work that was shelled three times and finally destroyed. Most Syrian doctors asked not to be identified for fear of retribution from the authorities. Going to a state hospital is no longer an option for many people. The army controls the main hospitals, which i believe are filled with Syrian security personnel. I saw wounded fighters arrive at one of these public hospitals and get beaten and arrested before being treated. I'm very scared for myself but what can I do? This is my duty I have to help.
In the order hand i have 6.2 million USD which was given to me by my late Friend Dr Isa Abdur Rahman, A Syrian British doctor who died in an attack on a field hospital where he was treating www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/article3775733.ece
Dr Isa Abdur Rahman father serves Dr Rifaat Al-Assad, younger brother of the former President of Syria, Hafez Assad but now in exile in U K because he is not in support of President Bashar Al-Assad, who inherited harsh dictatorship from his father who refused to embrace peace and hit reform for his country. My Friend died in a bomb shell by the Syrian government forces trying to save innocent people. I inherited this money which was given to him by his late Father which he made through an oil deal he made with his commander when he was serving the military and i wish to use this money for charity and investment purpose in Finland and that is the reason i contacted you because i want to leave Syria very soon.

I want to transfer this fund to you as the beneficiary through a diplomatic courier services because i don't know where to hide this fund again here in Syria as foreigner but I just need your acceptance to pay for the clearance of this cargo as the beneficiary from the customs in Europe and have it as our own all is done. I cannot transfer this fund through bank because banks are controlled by government forces which makes it impossible because of the sanction impose in the country by United Nations. I don't want to go back to United Kingdom because i want to live in Finland for the rest of my life because of the atmosphere and growing economy of the country. Please if you are interested in this transaction i will give you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully now i have my chances to send the money out of Syria to Europe with help of ECHO European Commission for humanitarian services that is working under the Red Cross that brings relief materials from Europe where i work.. I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary that is why i went to a secured property site where i can be sure that the person is real and I believe i can trust you. Where i am now we can only communicate through the Red Cross communication facilities which only permit me to send email and be rest assured that our deal is safe.
I wait for your fast response so we can go on. In less than 5 days the money should have been noted on your care then i will give you further details upon hearing from you. You will take 20% of the fund for your help after i must have paid for your Boat and you hide 80% of the sum in safe place till i come, I hope i am been fair on this deal.

Best Regards,

Dr Ozturk Muhsin.

[Rattivaihde]

^Ei saatana

[Fakiiri]

Mulla meni jo sekaisin, kumpi näistä oli kummeli ja kumpi ISIS taistelijoiden uho vireo?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZElTNn8xutA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyl9FMHRfOE

[ZeiPii]

Fakiiri, todella oiva rinnastus ... "kuin kaksi marjaa"